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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Mad Joke
A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his wallet out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet, Y for Heads and N for Tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. I finished the exam in half an hour. But, ' he says, 'I'm not going to finish rechecking my answers!'
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Telephone Joke
What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !
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Animal Joke
A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outside. 'What's going on?' she yells out the window. 'Cow on the track!' replies the conductor. Ten minutes later, the train resumes its slow pace. Within five minutes, however, it stops again. The woman sees the same conductor walk again. She leans out the window and yells, 'What happened? Did we catch up with the cow again?'
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I see dumb people.
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Great Joke
'Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the Sun!'
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Law Enforcement Joke
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, 'Well, this Ph. D. brain costs $'10
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Bumper Stickers - 7
This is the rebel base.
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American Joke
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots
and the replies from the maintenance crews. 'Squawks' are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews.
Problem: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Solution: Volume set to more believable level.
Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.
Solution: Live bugs on order.
Problem: Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200fpm descent.
Solution: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
Problem: IFF inoperative.
Solution: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
Problem: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Solution: That's what they're there for.
Problem: Number three engine missing.
Solution: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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