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Stupid Blonde Joke
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, 'T-G-I-F' (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, 'S-H-I-T' (letters only). 'She looked at him, puzzled, and said, 'T-G-I-F' again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, 'S-H-I-T. 'The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly 'T-G-I-F' another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, 'S-H-I-T. 'The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, 'T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?'The man answered, 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday. '
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Gorilla Joke
Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite!
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Bumper Stickers - 1
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
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Zoo Joke
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, 'Why are you reading both those books'? 'Well, ' said the orang-utang, 'I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother. '
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Insect Joke
What buzzes, is black and yellow and goes along the bottom of the sea ? A bee in a submarine !
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Yo momma Joke
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Naughty Joke
In '1993
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Brother and sister Joke
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
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