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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Women Joke
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, 'OK, take off all your crose. 'The woman did as she was told. 'Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room. ' Again, The woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me. ' So she did. . Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates. 'Worried, the woman asked anxiously, 'Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look ed zachary like your ass.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Wink, I'll do the rest!
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Easy to Remember Joke
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.
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E-mail Joke
Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !
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Bumper Stickers - 3
Don't start with me you won't win!
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Love and Marriage Joke
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!
She went on and on and wouldn't stop!
The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen.
How do you do that? Says the other.
It's easy! I turn off the light!
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