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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!
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Relationships Joke
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband 'beats her. ' The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. 'Every damn time your Honor, ' she sighed, 'Every damn time !'
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Cat Joke
Law of Cat Thermodynamics
Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.
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Ghost Joke
Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.
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Marriage Joke
A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said 'Boy !!! It's so warm in here today, I think I'll take off my ring. '
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. A normally sweet Great Dane Psil has one quirk: she hates United Parcel Service drivers. While walk Psil one day, around the corner of a house came a UPS man. Struggling to keep hold of Psil, the owner tried to ease the situation said, 'As you can see, he just loves UPS men. ''Don't you feed her anything else?' he responded.
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Cow Joke
What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream!
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Funny Kids Joke
What is the most important thing to remember in chemistry classes?
Never lick the spoon!
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