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Computers Joke
Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriends. Friends- A friend is someone who is always at your side, - A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like a wet dog, - A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly, - A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself, - A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life, - A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs, - Afriend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English no, sorry that's the cleaning lady, Now pass this on! If you don't, Satan will send dogs in heat to your room inyour sleep!!There. Now that we've covered and dumped on the four main types of chainletters, onto the ironic part. In order for this to get any popularity, send it on!!! If you don't think it was funny at all, don't bother, butotherwise forward this sucker to everyone you know!! If you don't, I don'tcare. Thanks!Remember, the moral of the story is, if you get a chain letter, ignore it. TRASH IT!!! If it's a joke or something, send it, sure! Just don't forgetto delete the chain letter part. But if it's gonna make people feel guilty (i. e. the willieless boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen) or nervous (i. e. Miranda Pinsley who ended up in a waterfall of poop), just DELETE it. Do yourself a favor, and everyone else in the world, and say NO!!! to BLOODY CHAIN LETTERS!!' Thank you.
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What do you call a pregnant Black woman? A dope carrier!
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Money Joke
Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money !
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Love and Marriage Joke
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Spoof Joke
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week's wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him, 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?' To which he replied, 'That would be fine with me. 'Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
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Men Joke
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie . . . you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?
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Mental health Joke
Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank! And how long have you had this complaint? What complaint?
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