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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Political Joke
Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.
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Joke for Speeches
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. . . Cats have never forgotten this. Here's proof that Cats are smarter than dogs. . . You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life. Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God!Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic. My husband said it was him or the cat. . . I miss him sometimes. Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit!
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I Must Be A Proctologist Because I Work With Assholes
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Strange Humor
The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available. He decides that he wants to read all of the ancient original text of the Holy Scriptures, so he spends the next eon or so learning languages. After becoming a linguistic master, he sits down in the library and begins to pour over every version of the Bible, working back from most recent 'Easy Reading' to the original script. All of a sudden there is a scream in the library. The Angels come running in only to find the Pope huddled in his chair, crying to himself and muttering, 'An 'R'! The scribes left out the 'R'. ' A particularly concerned Angel takes him aside, offering comfort, asks him what the problem is and what does he mean. After collecting his wits, the Pope sobs again, 'It's the letter 'R'. They left out the 'R'. The word was supposed to be celebRate!'
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Practical Joke
So I said 'Hey man, that's my beer. 'Then he says, 'No man, that's my beer. ' Then the beers say, 'No man, we're our own beers. ' That's when we realized we had too many beers.
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Men Joke
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, 'Lord, I have a problem!' 'What's the problem, Eve?' 'Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy. ' 'Why is that, Eve?' came the reply from above. 'Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples. ' 'Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you. ' 'What's a 'man
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !
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Doctor and nurse Joke
The nurse who can smile when things go wrong is probably going off duty.
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