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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of football jokes for kids and other funny jokes |
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Farmer Joke
A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks. 'That's a lot of chicks, ' commented the proprietor. 'I mean business, ' the city slicker replied. A week later the yuppie was back again. 'I need another 100 chicks, ' he said. 'Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming, ' the man told him. 'Yeah, ' the yuppie replied. 'If I can iron out a few problems. ' 'Problems?' asked the proprietor. 'Yeah, ' replied the yuppie, 'I think I planted that last batch too close together. '
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Vegetarian: Indian word for BAD HUNTER!
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Love and Marriage Joke
Marriage is a three ring circus: - Engagement ring, wedding ring, suffering.
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Yo Mama Joke
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza. Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
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Bizarre Joke
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, 'My cock is longer than that cat's tail. 'A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured. But when the bartender begins the second measurement, the stud says, 'Just a moment! Where did you measure that cat's tail from?''From the asshole. ' says the bartender. 'Well, kindly do me the same favor. '
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Banjo Barbie . . . complete with straw hat and Earl Scruggs cassette
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Computers Joke
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyedwater sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and wasvery small. The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him apenguin.
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Joke for Speeches
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide which of them gets in. St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven, so she takes off her top and says, 'Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him to be able to see them every day for eternity. 'St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Diana the same question. Diana drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, 'OK, Diana, you may go in'. Dolly is outraged. She screams, 'What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, pornographic act, and she gets in and I don't?!!!'Sorry Dolly' says St. Peter, 'but a royal flush beats a pair any day. '
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