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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Salesmen Joke
Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery. He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, 'I hope you'll be very happy there. '
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Joke for Halloween
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, 'Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!'He continues walking along the long fence, but, being a curious person, he can't help but wonder why they are chanting 'Thirteen!' over and over. Could it be that they are chugging beer? Are they perhaps taking turns beating one of the inmates? Maybe they are counting the number of patients that have leapt off of the roof thus far. His curiosity peaks and he frantically searches for a hole in the fence so that he may see what is going on. Finally, he spots one a few feet ahead. The hole is low in the fence and he has to kneel down to peer inside. He moves into position and peeks into the hole. As he looks in, someone inside pokes him in the eye! Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, 'Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!'
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Music Joke
Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case.
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Car and train Joke
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?
A: Retardo.
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
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Naughty Joke
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS. THE DR. ASKS, 'IS YOUR DAUGHTER SEXUALLY ACTIVE?'THE REDNECK SAYS, 'NAW, SHE JUST LAYS THERE LIKE HER MOTHER. Sent by BOBB
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home?
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