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Clinton Joke
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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Relationships Joke
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, 'Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed 'bored'. '
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Fun Funny Joke
How do I know anything really exists?Kick it *really* hard.
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Worst Joke
A guy walks up to his friend ans says 'why do you have 'R' and 'L' on your hands?'He replies 'So I know which is my left and which is my right''Oh' says the guy 'Now I know why my wife has C and A written on her panties!'
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, 'You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more. '
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
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Lawyer Joke
Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, 'Oh, look! A nut!' The second squirrel jumped on it and said, 'It?s my nut!'The first squirrel said, 'That?s not fair! I saw it first!''Well, you may have seen it, but I have it, ' argued the second. At that point, a lawyer squirrel came up and said, 'You shouldn?t quarrel. Let me resolve this dispute. ' The two squirrels nodded, and the lawyer squirrel said, 'Now, give me the nut. ' He broke the nut in half, and handed half to each squirrel, saying, 'See? It was foolish of you to fight. Now the dispute is resolved. 'Then he reached over and said, 'And for my fee, I?ll take the meat. '
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Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge
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