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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cowboy Joke
What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ? The deputy head !
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Funny Joke
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
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Children Joke
A young boy came home from school and told his mother, 'I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me a sissy. ''What did you do?' the mother asked. 'I hit him with my purse!'
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Legal Humor
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be a human being.
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Political Joke
Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He said, 'My dad's way faster than any of yours, he can throw a 90-mph fast ball from the pitcher's mound and run and catch it just after it crosses the plate!' One of the other boys said, 'Oh yeah? Well, my dad can shoot an arrow from his bow and run to the target and hold it up to make sure the arrow hits the bulls eye!' The last boy said, 'Your dads don't even come close to being faster than mine. My dad works for the government, and even though he works every day until 4:00 he gets home at 3:30!'
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Drunks Joke
A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four very expensive drinks. The bartender serves them on a silver tray, setting all four in front of the patron. The man then consumes all four drinks in a matter of seconds. The bartender comments, 'Wow, you sure must have a problem. ' 'If you had what I had, ' the man replies, 'you'd drink them fast, too. ' Leaning over, the sympathetic bartender asks, 'What do you have?' 'Fifty cents, ' the man answers.
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Stupid Blonde Joke
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and still know which one to spit out.
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Real Life Joke
The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny. December '18
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