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Money Joke
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec !' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, That's exactly what I would do !'
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Ethnic Humor
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he stirred and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses present asked him what happened. 'Well, ' said the American, 'I remember the crash, and then there was a beautiful light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $'50
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Love and Marriage Joke
Husband: Let's go out on the town tonight and have some fun.
Wife: Yeah, but if you get home before me, remember to leave the front door open.
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Ouch Joke
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?'Chop chop. '
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Job and Office Joke
Quote from a recent meeting: 'We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done'. Quote from the Boss. . . 'I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you. 'A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue until morale improves. A direct quote from the Boss: 'We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired. 'My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar territory. My Boss said to me ' What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a protective barrier. My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be buffered from surprise spikes in his brain. I thought my Boss was an idiot, and quit, to work for myself. My new Boss is an idiot, too . . . but at least I respect him. He's given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks, talks and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE. Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it. Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution: ' I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!'HR Manager to job candidate 'I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions. 'Quote from telephone inquiry 'We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss' daughter finishes her summer classes.
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Various animal Joke
What gas do snails prefer?
Shell.
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie . . . looks like Dennis Rodman
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Fishing Joke
How do you post a fish? You send it COD . . . or first bass mail
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