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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !
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Kids Puns
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets!
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Easy to Remember Joke
Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, 'Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life. 'Harry says, 'My God!. . . What's the good news?'The doctor says, 'I'm kidding. She's dead!'
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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Blonde Joke - 2
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
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Bird Joke
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.
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School Joke
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man. As the professor walked around the class checking the sketches he noticed that a sexy young coed had sketched the man with an erect penis. The professor commented, 'Oh, no, I wanted it the other way. ' She replied, 'What other way?'
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Mad Joke
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often 'adopted' by a family. One such young officer, a Lt. Commander, became an 'Uncle' to the family's little 5 year old daughter. One Sunday, he asked her what she had learned in Sunday School. Aware of his rank and standing in the service, she beamed and said, 'We learned all about the ten commanders, Uncle Joe. They're always broke!'
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