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Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
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Top 100 Joke
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, 'What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it. ' The teacher answered quickly, 'That would be the Titanic. ' St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: 'How many people died on the ship?' Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. ''1
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A feeble old man is in his doctor's office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, 'So, you seem in fine health. Any problems?''Yes, Doc, ' the old man slowly responded. 'My sex drive is too high and I need it lowered. 'This took the doctor quite by surprise. 'You're 84 years old, and you're in fine health for a man of your age, and I know men half your age who would kill for a problem like that. So, why are you complaining?'Well, ' the old man said, 'I see all these sexy nurses at the home, and when I go for a walk, I see all these cute honeys all around, so that's why I'm here, Doc. I want my sex drive lowered. 'Still confused, the doctor said, 'I would think that at your age, you wouldn't complain about a high sex drive. ''Doc, ' the old man said, 'You don't understand. I need my sex drive lowered from here, ' pointing to his head, 'to here, ' pointing to between his legs.
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Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J. F. K?One got his head blown off in the back of a limousine & the other got assasinated.
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Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?'I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!'Sent by Sarah
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The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee. The defense attorney knew he had his work cut out for himtrying to make his client appear more sympathetic to theJudge, especially since she had been so 'matter-of-fact'about the whole thing all during the trial. 'Mrs. Roth, ' he began, 'was there any point that morningwhere you felt pity for your husband ?''Well. . . yeah. . . I guess. . . ' she replied. 'And when was that?' pressed the attorney. 'Well. . . , ' she replied, 'when he asked for his third cup. '
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Funny School Kids Joke
A surgeon was doing the rounds after surgery. 'I've got some good news and some bad news for you. ' he said to one man.
'What's the bad news?' asks the patient.
'Well, I accidently amputated the wrong leg. '
'What?' yells the startled man. 'So what is the good news?'
'The man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers. '
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