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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of festival of fun and other funny jokes |
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Bumper Stickers - 1
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bologna ! Bologna who ? Bologna & cheese !
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Beauty Joke
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think That's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination.
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Totally Strange Humor
It's '1880
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Dirty Joke
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
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Relationships Joke
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, 'Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things. ' 'Well, ' the doctor replied, 'go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply move about 5 feet close and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the severity of her deafness'. Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping some vegetables and says, 'Honey, what's for dinner?' He hears no response. He moves about 5 feet closer and asks again. No reply. He moves 5 feet closer. Still no reply. He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks again, 'Honey, what's for dinner?' She replies, 'For the fourth time, vegetable stew!'
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Cow Joke
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones!
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !
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