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A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down into a pasture of cows. The biggest, fattest cow was doing a crap there, and the bird landed in it. At first he was disgusted, until he realised the poo was thawing him out! He started crying out for joy as the ice melted. A cat that was nearby heard the cries, walked over, saw the bird and ate it There are three morals to this story: 1. Not everyone who gets you into shit is your enemy. 2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3. If you are in shit, keep your mouth shut.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer. . .
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Dentist Joke
Young Charlie to dentist's sexy chariside assistant 'Aha ! Are you the lady orthodontist ?'. The lady replied 'No, but I'll straighten anyone's teeth '
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Random Joke
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first? Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please. Doctor: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS. Patient: Good grief! What's the good news?Doctor: The good news is that there is no more bad news.
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Blonde Joke - 2
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, 'I'm going to try to swim to shore. ' So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The second one, the redhead, said to herself, 'I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve. ' So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. So the blonde thought to herself, 'I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too. ' So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, 'I'm too tired to go on!' So she swam back.
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Dumb People Joke
Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and wanted to test fire some fireworks. The only real problem was, their launch pad and seating arrangements were atop a several hundred thousand gallon fuel distillation storage tank. Oddly enough, fumes were ignited, producing a fireball seen for miles. They were launched several hundred feet into the air and found dead some 250 yards from their respective seats.
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Village Idiot Joke
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.
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Dirty Joke
What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming. . .
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