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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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King Kong Joke
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. 'How about some perfume?' he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. 00. 'That's a bit much, ' said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. 00. 'That's still quite a bit, ' Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15. 00 bottle. 'What I mean, ' said Tim, 'is I'd like to see something really cheap. ' The clerk handed him a mirror.
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Situations Humor
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter, and loudly expressed her dissatisfaction. The clerk asked, 'What's the problem? Wouldn't your cat eat them?'The woman's eyes got very large, and she whispered, 'Do you mean to tell me that Pussy Treats are meant for 'cats'?'
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Zodiac Joke
Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)
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Funny Joke Online
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer programmer. Finally, they agree to hold a contest with God as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin programming. Typing furiously for several hours, they enter lines of code streaming across the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest has ended. God asks Satan to show what he has done. Satan is visibly upset and cries, 'I have done nothing! The power outage destroyed all of my work!' 'Very well, then, ' says God, 'let us see how Jesus fared. ' Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid displays of 3-D color. The voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is stunned and stutters, 'But how?! How did he do that?!'God chuckles, 'Jesus Saves!'
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Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? 'Genius has its limits. '
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Dog Joke - 1
Where did the Chihuahua sign its contract for its TV commercials?
On the bottom!
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Why did the elephant cross the road?
To pick up the flattened chicked.
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Happily Addicted to the Web (Sung to the tune of 'Winter Wonderland')Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin
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