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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of family fun holidays and other funny jokes |
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Insect Joke
What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !
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Burger Joke
How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!
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Village Idiot Joke
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter, 'You got any grapes?'Guy at the counter says, 'No, we don't have any grapes. 'Duck says 'okay. ' and he leaves. The next day the duck comes back in and says 'You got any grapes?'The man once again replies, 'No! We do not have any grapes. 'The duck says 'Okay. ' and he leaves. The third day the duck walks in again and asks, 'You got any grapes?'The man is very annoyed and says, 'No! For the last time, we do NOT have any grapes. If you come in here again and ask for grapes, I'm gonna nail your bill to the floor!'The duck replies 'Okay, ' and leaves. The fourth day the duck returns once again and asks, 'You got any nails?'The man at the counter says 'No. 'The duck says, 'Well then, you got any grapes?'
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Kids School Joke
Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
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Bumper Stickers - 7
Those Who Live By The Sword Get Shot By Those Who Don’t
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Ethnic Humor
A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman laying face down in the middle Of the road with his ear pressed firmly against the blacktop. The father of the family asked the old tribesman what he was doing. The tribesman began to speak. . . 'woman, late thirties, three kids, one barking dog in late model, Four door station wagon, traveling at 65 m. p. h. ' 'That's amazing' exclaimed the father. 'You can tell all of that by just listening to the ground'? 'No', said the old tribesman. 'They just ran over me five minutes ago'!
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Funniest Joke
There's a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the blind rabbit tells the blind snake that he doesn't know what he is, because he can't see. The blind snake takes ahold of the rabbit and says, 'Well, you have long fur covered ears and a short little tail. You must be a rabbit. ' The rabbit was happy to know what he was. He tells the blind snake, 'Come here and I will try to determine what you are. ' The blind rabbit feels the snake and finally says, 'You're cold and slimy and don't have any balls. You must be a lawyer. '
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