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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn't reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, 'These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!'
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to 'Machine Washable'?
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School Joke
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: 'Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face. '
'Yes, sir,' the boys said.
'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'
A little fellow shouted, ''It's because yer feet ain't empty. '
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Time Joke
I hope you're not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, ' said the principal to a new boy. 'No, Sir. I've got a digital watch that bleeps at three-fifteen. '
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Relationships Joke
'But this isn't an engagement ring. ' the young lady protested. 'Why it's just a tiny unset diamond. ''Yeah ! I know. ' said the fellow, 'And, it'll be mounted in a cluster around a big one, the very day after you are. '
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Political Joke
Q: If Rodham gets health care, Bentsen gets treasury, and Aspin gets defense, what does Gore get? A: Coffee.
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Waiter Joke
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. 'Are you crazy?' yelled the customer, 'with your hand on my steak?' 'What' answers the waiter, 'You want it to fall on the floor again?'
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Kids Joke
'Dad, ' said the boy, 'we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word. ' 'That's too bad Son. ' consoled the Father, 'What was the word ?' 'Posse. '
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