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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Bird Joke
What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!
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Joke Online
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
These two Scottish characters are chatting. One of them then pulls out an expensive looking pocket watch from his pocket to check the time. 'That's a fine watch you got there!' says the other. 'Yeah it is, isn't it? I got it from my grandfather, ' says the guy with the watch. 'Really?' 'Yeah, he sold it to me on his death bed. '
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Science Joke
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, 'It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints. ' Another said, 'No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems many thousands of electrical connections. 'The last said, 'Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?'
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Mother Joke
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. . .
'If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way. '
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Halloween Joke
What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party? Hallowieners!
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History Joke
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !
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Cat Joke
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
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