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Various animal Joke
This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S's painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why, and the snail answered 'When people see me in my car I want them to say, look at that S-Car-Go!'
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Satire Joke
I Still Miss My Ex. . But My Aim Is Getting Better!
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Christmas Joke - 1
Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents giveHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus, Water-skis on his sleighChestnuts roasting on the sidewalkCastles in the sandEating ice-cream, having good talksWarm Christmas, isn't that grand?
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Bar Joke - 2
Headline in today's newspaper:'Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake'!
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Rabbit Joke
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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Pig Joke
Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
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Pensioner Joke
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, 'Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?' 'Outstanding, ' Fred replied. 'They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques-visulization, association-it made a huge difference for me. ' 'That's great! What was the name of the clinic?' Fred went blank He thought and thought, but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, 'What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?' 'You mean a rose?' 'Yes, that's it!' He turned to his wife. . . 'Rose, what was the name of that clinic?'
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Queen.
Queen who?
Queen as a whistle!
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