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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Free Adult Joke
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor. 'Do you wash?' the doctor asked the smelly young girl. 'Oh, yes, ' Mary answered. 'Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and I wash up as far as possible. ''Well, ' the doctor concluded, 'Go home and wash 'possible'!!!'
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Various animal Joke
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk? He always liked to make a stink!
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Situation Joke
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he dove out of the airplane and pulled the ripcord. The chute emerged, tangled, and he cut it free. He then pulled the cord on the reserve chute, and it also was tangled. He prayed to his God and looked down to the ground below. To his amazement, a woman was coming up with equal velocity. 'Hey, you know anything about parachutes?' he shoutedto her, as they passed by. The reply: 'No. . . you know anything about Coleman stoves?'
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Joke for Holidays
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer.
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Dog Joke - 1
Alsation: I'll see you shortly. Chihuahua: Okay, but don't call me 'Shortly!'
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Zoo Joke
Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his pal asked him how he had enjoyed his day at the zoo, he replied, 'it was a total con! I saw a sign that said To The Monkeys, so I followed it and saw the monkeys. Then I saw another sign that said To The Bears, so I followed that and saw the bears. But when I followed a sign that said To the Exit, I found myself out on the street. '
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Monster Joke
HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.
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Celebrities Joke
What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.
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