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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Joke for Kids
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where all the countries of the world gathered to compare their scientific achievements and plans. The scientists listened to the United States describe how they were another step closer to a cure for cancer, and the Russians were preparing a space ship to go to Saturn, and Germany was inventing a car that runs on water. Soon, it was the Polish scientists' turn to speak. 'Well, we are preparing a space ship to fly to the sun. 'This, of course was met with much ridicule. They were asked how they planned to deal with the sun's extreme heat. 'Simple, we're going at night!'
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Comedian Joke
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you're allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents. -Conan O'Brien
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Stupid Men
Why are men good with maps?
Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equalling a hundred miles.
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Funny Kids Joke
What makes a glow worm glow?A light meal!
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Romance Joke
These two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in then comes out and says, 'My wife is better. 'The second guy goes in then comes out and says, 'You know what? Your wife IS better. '
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Office Humor
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating. 'Oh my God, ' said the Queen, 'that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?'The Doctor leading the tour explains; 'I am sorry your highness, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill withsemen. If he doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode, and he would die instantly. ''Oh, I am sorry, ' said the Queen. On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient oral sex. 'Oh my God, ' said the Queen, 'what's happening in there?'The Doctor replied, 'Same problem, better health plan. '
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!
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