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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of engelske jokes and other funny jokes |
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Joke for Speeches
Knock Knock Who's there? Audrey! Audrey who? Audrey be doing this! Knock Knock Who's there? Augusta! Augusta who? Augusta go home now! Knock Knock Who's there? Aunt Lou! Aunt Lou who? Aunt Lou do you think you are! Knock Knock Who's there? Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley-t's foot! Knock Knock Who's there? Asia! Asia who? Asia you going to let me in then!
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Mad Joke
Tech Support: 'What does the screen say now. 'Person: 'It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'. 'Tech Support: 'Well?'Person: 'How do I know when it's ready?'
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Women Joke
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? - A woman that won't do what she's told.
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Cannibal Joke
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cotton.
Cotton who?
Cotton a trap, please help me!
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Vampire Joke
What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you.
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Business Joke
1. Act out your version of a company takeover. 2. Find a way to change everyone's password to 'chrysanthemum'. 3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature. 4. Sneaking in the boss's desk could land you an unexpected promotion. 5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, and in the morning, be the first to point out 'what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art'. 6. Go into the other gender's bathroom without fear of being caught. 7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to. 8. Leave prank messages on the CEO's voice mail. 9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss. 10. Elevator surfing!
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School Joke
The blonde reported for her university final examination that consists of yes/no type questions.
She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes and then, in a fit of inspiration, takes out her purse, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin, marking the answer sheet: Yes for heads, and no for tails.
Within half an hour she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still sweating it out.
During the last few minutes she is seen desperately throwing the coin, muttering and sweating.
The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on.
'I finished the exam in half an hour, but now I'm rechecking my answers. '
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