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At Work Joke
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
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Funny Kids Joke
What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd dog!
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Free Adult Joke
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI'm not under what you callthe alcofluence of incoholI'm just a little slort of sheepI'm not drunk like tinkle peepI don't know who is me yetbut the drunker I stand herethe longer I get Just give me one more drinkto fill me cup'cuz I got all day soberto Sunday up
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Computing Joke
My computer broke down. It crashed and burned! And for my AOL, I really yearned! I tried to stay busy. . . And keep it off my mind. It was worse than cigarettes, at least butts I can find!! So I went to Wal-Mart, and got on their pc. The cashier in electronics was staring at me. But I didn't care. I had to get on line! Check my mail, and see what buddies I can find. I drew a crowd as I began to cry. I couldn't find the password no matter how hard I tried! I need my AOL!! I got to have my fix!!Go to my favorite places, check out some cool pics. The cashier called Security! I heard her whisper low, 'We have ourselves a Psycho here and she has got to go!' Security rushed over. Not long did he stall. Obviously he has never suffered from AOL withdrawal. He slapped cuffs on my wrists and threw me out the door! Then he looked at me and said, 'Don't come round here no more!'I feel so embarrassed!! I have sunk so low! To be kicked out of Wal-Mart. . . . How low can I go? So I'll try really hard now to rid myself of this affliction. Get rid of these bad habits and my AOL addiction!
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Dirty Joke
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
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Humorous Joke
What did one bell say to the other? 'Be my valenchime!'
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Funny Famous Joke
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
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Best Joke
One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. On the first Friday, the teacher asks, 'How many grains of sand are in the beach?' Needless to say, no one could answer. The following Friday, the teacher asks the class, 'How many stars are in the sky?' and again no one could answer. Frustrated, little Johnny decides that the next Friday, he would somehow answer the question and get a 3 day weekend. So Thursday night, Johnny takes two ping-pong balls and paints them black. The next day, he brings them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day, just when the teacher says, 'Here's this week's question, ' Johnny empties the bag to the floor sending the ping-pong balls rolling to the front of the room. Because they are young kids who find any disruption of class amusing, the entire class starts laughing. The teacher says, ' Okay, who's the comedian with the black balls?'Immediately, little Johnny stands up and says, 'Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!'
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