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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of emily the strange bags and other funny jokes |
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.
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Various animal Joke
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark!
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Simple Joke
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ' definitely ' in a sentence. Little Johnny replies, 'Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?' The Teacher says, 'Of course not Johnny, ' To which Johnny replies, 'Then I have definitely s**t my pants'.
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Joke for Holidays
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be AssimilatedThe more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
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Weather Joke
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
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Knock Knock Joke - 3
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ogre.
Ogre who?
Ogre take a flying leap.
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Mad Joke
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds. The blonde follows the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she'd indeed lost twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question:'How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?'
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Joke for Speeches
La Machine. . . . vegetables. . . vvrrrrr. . . La Machine. . . . fruits. . . vvrrrrr. . . La Machine. . . . little children. . . No mommy, No!. . . vvrrrrr. . . La Machine.
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