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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Funny Men Joke
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of '3
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Funny Famous Joke
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. He asked her, 'Do you know what I'm doing?' 'Yes, ' she replied, 'you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities. ''That is right, ' said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. 'Do you know what I'm doing now?' he asked. 'Yes, ' the woman said, 'you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer. ''Correct, ' replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounts his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, 'Do you know what I'm doing now?''Yes, ' she said. 'You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place!'
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Idiot and fool Joke
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?
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Naughty Joke
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on
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Irish Joke
Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column that he had died. He quickly phoned his best friend Finney. 'Did you see the paper?' asked Gallagher. 'They say I died!!' 'Yes, I saw it!' replied Finney. 'Where are you callin' from?'
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Military Joke
Little Willie asked his mother: 'Mamma, don't soldiers ever go to heaven?''Of course they do!' protested his mother. 'What makes you ask?''There are so many soldiers with beards but I never saw any pictures of angels with beards. ''Oh, that's because most men who go to Heaven get there by a close shave. '
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Movie and TV Joke
What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !
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Judge Joke
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
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