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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
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Animal World
Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right next to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer 'What's up with these chickens?' The farmer said 'Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire. ' The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said 'Don't know, haven't caught one yet. '
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Dog Joke - 1
What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!
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Waiter Joke
Customer: Why doesn't your menu list prices? Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your dog.
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Computer Joke
My computer isn't that nervous. . . it's just a bit ANSI
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Mad Joke
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her forehead open. After a long struggle, she was able to climb back onto the horse. She then fell off the side and got her foot caught. The horse was now dragging her. She finally got back on the horse with a broken ankle, bruises all over, and she was bleeding from three different spots. Finally, the horse came to a complete stop. Thank goodness that the manager of the K-mart came out and shut the machine off.
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Do not believe in miracles - rely on them.
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