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Archive of edinburgh comedy festival 2009 and other funny jokes |
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Fun Funny Joke
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won't step onit when you walk.
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Joke Online
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and always will be yours. If it never returns, it was never yours to begin with. If, however, it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and never appears to have noticed that you actually set it free in the first place, you either married it or gave birth to it!
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Horse Joke
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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King Kong Joke
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage.
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School Joke for Kids
[San Jose Mercury News]An unidentified man, using a shotgun like a club to break a former girlfriend's windshield, accidentally shot himself to death when the gun discharged, blowing a hole in his gut. Ken Charles Barger, '47
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College Humor
Why do men have a hole in their penis?So oxygen can get to their brains.
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Just for Laughs Joke
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow. 'Who is this incredibly fine archer?' cried the duke. 'I must find him!'After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets. 'You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into themiddle, did you?' asked the duke worriedly. 'No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy. ''That is truly astonishing, ' said the duke. 'I hereby admit you into my service. ' The boy thanked him profusely. 'But I must ask one favor in return, ' the duke continued. 'You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot. ''Well, ' said the boy, 'first I fire the arrow at the tree. . . . . . and then I paint the target around it. '
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Dumb Joke
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, 'You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. . . You know what?' 'What dear?' She asked gently. 'I think you bring me bad luck. '
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