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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of eastenders fun and other funny jokes |
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Monster Joke
Girl Monster 1: 'I hear you've met the perfect guy. ' Girl Monster 2: 'Oh yes, he's a bad dream come true!'
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Journalist Joke
How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.
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Knock Knock Joke - 1
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana split so I screamed!
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Best Joke Online
Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
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Barbie doll Joke
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer . . . an excellent Holiday gift idea
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Gorilla Joke
Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
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Blonde Joke - 1
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, 'Cruise Special -- $99!'. She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, 'I'd like the $99 cruise special, please. ' The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating. A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, 'Do they serve refreshments on this cruise? The second blonde replies, ' They didn't last year. '
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Clean Humor
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough. A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. Men's brains are like the prison system - not enough cells. Stupidity does not qualify as a handicap, park elsewhere!You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.
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