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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cat Joke
When you call a dog, they usually come to you. When you call a cat; they take a message.
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Halloween Joke
What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
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Men Joke
Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
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Sad Joke
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a bill board that says 'Don't do crack' and it reminds you to pull up your pants. * You stare at a carton of orange juice because it says 'concentrate. ' * Your bumper sticker reads: 'One more Whore and We Get Gore. ' * The nativity scene you set up in your yard at Christmas includes two pink flamingos and baby Jesus lying in a painted tire. * Most of your teeth are on a chain around your neck. * You hunt from your bedroom window. * Your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade. * You refrigerate your food stamps. * You use a 10 penny nail to pick your teeth after a night of road kill. * You have ever dressed your child as a 'Snot-rag' for Halloween. * Your idea of a loaded dishwasher is getting your wife drunk. * You and your spouse get divorced and you are still relatives. * You go to your local ice cream store and order Copenhagen 'sprinkles' on your cone. * You know instinctively that red wine goes with opossum. * You're always looking to find your Mother-in-Law's picture on the back of a milk carton! * The officer that just pulled you over asks if 'you have any I. D. '. . and you respond 'About whut?' * You take a beer to a job interview. * You are caught roll'n your trailer down the street to jump start the heater. * When you finish eatin' your bologna you use the rind for dental floss. * You go to Goodwill to meet women. * You and your friends are putting an engine in a pickup, drinking beer, and the conversation is: Which county jail has the best food!
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Don't delay, paint today
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E-mail Joke
How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.
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Burger Joke
How was the hamburger murdered? First it was 'rolled, ' then smothered in onions
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Bumper Stickers - 4
I talk to strangers
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