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Various animal Joke
Why was the lion-tamer fined ? He parked on a yellow lion !
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School Joke for Kids
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank during WWII. He was a reporter and battlefield artist attached to the military. His name was Wally Woodword and whenever there was any battlefield action Wally would make quick sketches on the front lines which he would later turn into proper drawings from which he wrote his reports. Now, Polly and her friend Susan worked for the Ministry of Defense as did many young English women and the department they worked in was one that allowed them to know a lot of interesting information - including the exact date of the Normandy Invasion. The day before the invasion Polly was telling Susan that she planned to spirit her reporter boyfriend away next day and take him on a picnic out in the country. 'But, you can't do that, ' Susan replied. 'Why not?' Her friend asked. 'Polly, Wally doodles all D-Day!'
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Pig Joke
What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig.
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Religious Joke
Who designed Noah's ark?
An ark-itect !
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Funny Men Joke
What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!
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Religion Joke
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever. If God is dead, then what are they giving out at communion?
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Why don't Mexicans teach driver's Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because they don't want to wear out the donkey.
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Redneck Joke
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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