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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb People Joke
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing. A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready. 'All set back here, Captain, ' came the reply, 'except one lawyer who is still going around passing out business cards. '
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Blonde Joke - 3
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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Elderly People Joke
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, 'Where are you going ?'He said, 'I'm going to the doctor. 'And she said, 'Why? Are you sick?''No, ' he said. 'I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills. 'So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweaterand he said, 'Where are you going?'She said, 'I'm going to the doctor too. 'He said, 'Why?'She said, 'If you're going to start using that rusty old thingagain, I'm going to get a tetanus shot. '
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Travel Humor
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the 'Land Mind Obstacle Course'.
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Bumper Stickers - 5
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
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Animal World
What's the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.
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Law and Lawyer Joke
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. 'Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $'500
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Men Joke
How do you get a man to do situps?Glue the TV remote between his ankles. . .
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