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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Stupid Men
Why do men drive pickup trucks?
So they'll have somewhere to put the empties.
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Funny Joke
You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed
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Weather Joke
A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane. The bartender asks why he is ordering a Hurricane when he is a tornado. The tornado responds with, 'I am a hurricane induced tornado'.
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Men Joke
Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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Statistics and Math Joke
It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes that average marriages have a 50% chance of ending by divorce. While I was a graduate student, among my peers there were twice as many divorces as marriages, leading us to conclude that average marriages would end twice. . .
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Ethnic Humor
A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. ''Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease, '' says the waiter. The Texan says, ''What's a shortage?'' The Russian says, ''What's a steak?'' The New Yorker says, ''What's excuse me?''
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Top 100 Joke
Q. How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A. None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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School Joke
A second grader came home from school and said to her mother, 'Mom, guess what? We learned how to make babies today. '
The mother, more that a little surprised, asked fearfully, 'That's interesting. How do you make babies?'
'It's simple,' replied the girl. 'You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'. '
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