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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Easy to Remember Joke
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, 'I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke. ' The second woman said, 'My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps. ' The third woman was silent until she was asked, 'Tell us about your husband. ' She thought for a moment and said, 'My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler. ' 'How so?' 'He's got his time down to under 40 seconds. '
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Dirty Joke
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new 'Stealth Condom?' A: 'They'll never see you coming. '
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Farmer Joke
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to investigate the problem. 'Hmmm. . . muffler's loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a Monkey Wrench. ' He says. He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Off in the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman and several small black children playing in the yard. The Farmer yells to her 'Hey Miss, do you happen to have Monkey Wrench?' 'What?' She yells back. 'A Monkey Wrench!!?' He screams. 'What?' 'MONKEY WRENCH!!?. . . MONKEY WRENCH!!?' 'Naw, this ain't no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!'
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Criminal Joke
What kind of thief steals meat? A hamburglar.
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Christmas Joke - 1
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!
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Beauty Joke
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
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Bumper Stickers - 4
If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
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Waiter Joke
Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
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