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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Dumb Blonde Joke
Q: What do you see when you look directly into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
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Sport Joke
What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
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Dirty Joke
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. He looked at the man and said, 'This is what your wife needs, at least once a day!' The man frowned, thought for a moment, then said, 'OK, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?'
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Kids Puns
Taoism: Shit happens. Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit. Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of AllahProtestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough. Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?!Hinduism: This shit happened before. Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad. Har Krisna: Shit happens, Rama Rama!T. V. Evangelism: Send more shit!!Atheism: No shit. Jehovah's Witness: Knock knock, shit happens. Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happenin'. Christian Science: Shit Happens in your mind. Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't. Existentialism: What is shit anyway?Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me. Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
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Bar Joke , beer, booze and fun!
A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this drunk on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the drunk 'do you live here?' 'Yep'. 'Would you like me to help you upstairs?' 'Yep'. When they got up on the second floor, the good person asked 'Is this your floor?' 'Yep'. Then the good samaritan got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate and tired wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it then went back downstairs. However, when he went back outside, there was another drunk. So he asked that drunk 'Do you live here?' 'Yep'. 'Would you like me to help you upstairs?' 'Yep'. So he did and put him in the same door with the first drunk. Then went back downstairs. Where, to his surprise, there was another drunk. So he started over to him. But b efore he got to him, the drunk staggered over to a policeman and cried 'Please officer, protect me from this man. He's been doing nothing all night long but taking me upstairs and throwing me down the elevator shaft!'
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Bicycle Joke
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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Funny Kids Joke
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder?Bubble and squeak!
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Doctor and nurse Joke
Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
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