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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of danters fun fair and other funny jokes |
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Bed Joke
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn't made up yet.
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Top 100 Joke
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
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Family Comedy Joke
Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we'd have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?A. Its Braille for 'suck here. 'Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?A. Lipstick. Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time. Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?A. After 5 years your job will still suck. Q. How is a women like a condom?A. Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. Q. What's the difference between a '90's woman and a computer?A. A '90's woman won't accept a three and a half inch floppy.
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Father Joke
A history professor at school had a strict policy that the hourly examinations were to be completed at the bell and anyone who kept writing on their exam after the bell would take a zero on the exam.
Well, one guy kept writing on his exam for a while af
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Birthday Joke
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. 'Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am, ' he said politely, 'but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread. ' 'That's right. ' 'Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake. ' 'Well, today is his birthday. '
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Business Joke
When I take a long time, I am slow. When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy. When my boss doesn't do it, he's too busy. When I do it without being told, I'm trying to be smart. When my boss does the same, that is initiative. When I please my boss, that's brown-nosing. When my boss pleases his boss, that's co-operating. When I do good, my boss never remembers. When I do wrong, he never forgets.
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !
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Vampire Joke
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.
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