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Pig Joke
Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.
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Dead and dying Joke
Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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Food Joke
Cologne, May 27 dpa - The U. S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many 'Big Mac' hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes. The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald's restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies' relative purchasing power. The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, 'baskets' of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile. A simple alternative, now that McDonald's has spread to virtually every country on earth, has become to look at what a Big Mac costs, the IW said. 'A particularly hungry American can buy five Big Macs for 11 dollars. If he exchanged the money into Deutsch-marks, his 18 marks in Germany can just barely obtain four Big Macs, ' the IW said. Conclusion: based on the Big Mac index, the dollar is undervalued, the institute said. Americans can get their best Big Mac buy these days in Moscow, where one sandwich costs only about 59 cents. But Russians must 'work nearly two days in order to afford this meaty capitalist achievement - longer than people in any other country', the IW said.
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Elephant Joke
What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !
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Practical Joke
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.
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Children Joke
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, 'Hey Tommy, wanna play house?'He says, 'Sure! What do you want me to do?'The girl replies, 'I want you to communicate your thoughts. ''Communicate my thoughts?' said a bewildered Tommy. 'I have no idea what that means. 'The little girl smirks and says, 'Perfect. You can be the husband. '
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Love and Marriage Joke
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of 'rings':* The Engagement Ring* The Wedding Ring* The Suffe-Ring* The Endu-Ring
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