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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of crude text jokes and other funny jokes |
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Humor Joke
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend, ' the girl replied. 'And I hate her. '
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Sporting Joke
Jose came to America from Mexico and wanted to go to a baseball game so when he went home, he could tell his family all about it. When he got there, there were no seats, so he climbed to the top of the flag pole to get a better look. 'What happened?' asked his family. 'Well, America is the nicest place in the world!!' he said. 'Before the game started, all the people in the stands, and all the players, stood up, looked at me and said, 'Jose, can you see?'
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Monster Joke
What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.
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Legal Humor
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped accross the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, 'Asshole attorneys'. The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying 'I want you to know I highly resent that remark'. 'Why, are you an attorney?''No, I'm an asshole. '
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Cow Joke
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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Answer me this Joke
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
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Dog Joke - 2
What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
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Farmer Joke
Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!
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