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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Joke for Halloween
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson's Guide To Dating Etiquette George Foreman's Big Book Of Baby Names French Hospitality Everything Women Know About Men Everything Men Know About Women Dr. Kevorkian's Collection Of Motivational Speeches Different Ways To Spell Bob Career Opportunities For Liberal Arts Majors America's Most Popular Lawyers Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific Ocean The Wild Years-By Al Gore Things I Would Not Do For Money-By Dennis Rodman Human Rights Advances In China To All The Men I've Loved Before-By Ellen Degeneres The Engineer's Guide To Fashion My Plan To Find The Real Killers-By O. J. Simpson How To Land A Plane At Martha's Vineyard - By Jfk, Jr
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Stupid Blonde Joke
Q: What's the difference between a smart blonde and the Yeti?
A: Yeti has been spotted.
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Business Joke
A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. 'Oh, about $200 today, ' said the rancher. 'But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what I'm out. ' The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer. 'Here, ' he said, 'is the check for $900. It's postdated six years from now. '
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Witch Joke
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !
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Monster Joke
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.
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Elderly People Joke
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. 'Grandpa, what are you doing?' he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him. 'Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?' heasked again. The old man slyly looked at him and said, 'Well, last week I sat out herewith no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This was your Grandma's idea!'
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Drunks Joke
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave. Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. 'Get me out of here', said the one in the grave, 'I'm cold'. The other one looked over the edge and said, 'No wonder you're cold, you poor guy. You don't have any dirt on you'.
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Dead and dying Joke
Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. 'Reverend, ' she wailed, 'John and I had a DREADFUL fight!' 'Calm down, my child, ' said the minister, 'it's not half as bad as you think it is. Every marriage has to have its first fight!' 'I know, I know!' said Joanna, 'but what am I going to do with the BODY?'
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