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Medical Joke
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. 'Doctor, ' she said, 'I can't sleep at night. When I'm in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?''Easy, ' said the doctor. 'Just take the carpet off the floor. '
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Joke for Halloween
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew. . . . . that's one terrific spread!8. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist. 6. Talk about a huge breast!5. 'And he forces his way into the end zone'4. She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 minutes to hold her down. 3. It's cool whip time!!2. If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst. 1. It must be broken 'cause when I push on the top, nothing squirts out.
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Funny School Kids Joke
Why do surgeons wear masks in the theatre all day?
So that if they make a mistake, nobody will recognise them,
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Police Joke
A police man was on duty one night and he headed up to 'Make out Mountain' to try to catch some couples in the act. When he got up there he stopped at the first car where a couple sat, and was surprised to see the man was reading and the girl next to him was knitting. He tapped on the window and said he was with the police department then asked how old he was and the guy said, 'I'm 22 sir. ' 'Well how old is she?' the officer then asked. Looking at his watch the guy replied, 'She'll be 18 in about 6 minutes. '
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History Joke
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
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Gender Joke
Continuing Education Courses for Women Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits. Parties: Going Without New Outfits. Man Management: Discover How Minor Household Chores Can Wait Until After the Game. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor Is His. Valuation: Just Because It's Not Important to You . . . Communication Skills I: Tears-The Last Resort, Not the First. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking. Communication Skills III: Getting What You Want, Without Nagging. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire. Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up. Introduction to Parking. Advanced Parking: Reversing Into A Space. Overcoming Anal Retentive Behavior: Leaving the Towels on the Floor. Water retention: Fact or Fat. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not For Human Consumption. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already Have. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together. Ballet: For Women Only. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both. Appreciating the Humor of the Three Stooges. 'Do These Jeans Make Me Look Fat?' - Why Men Lie. TV Remotes: For Men Only.
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Blonde Joke - 1
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
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