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Ethnic Joke - 1
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
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Ethnic Joke - 1
Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-starttheir new submarine.
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Animal World
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend'I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I'm sending him over. 'The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male orfemale horse. 'A female horth, ' the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. 'Nith looking horth, can I see thea her mouth?' So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse s mouth. 'Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?'So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes. 'Ok, what about the earsth?'Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget onemore time and shows the ears. 'OK, finally, I d like to see her twat, ' said the midget. With that, the owner picked up the midget and shoved his head upthe horse's twat, then pulled him out. Shaking his head, the midget says, 'perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to see her run!'
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Divorce Joke
Ralph was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present. He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager, 'How much is that new Barbie in the window?' The Manager replied, 'Which one? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19. '95
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Insect Joke
What is red and dangerous ? Strawberry and tarantula jelly !
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Telephone Joke
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night.
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Monster Joke
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.
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Special High Intensity TeachingMemo to all students:In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivityFrom students, it will be our policy to keep all students welltaught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(S. H. I. T. ). We are trying to give our students more S. H. I. T. than any other school. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S. H. I. T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S. H. I. T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilledat seeing that you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle. Students who don't know S. H. I. T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTALEDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D. E. E. P. S. H. I. T. ). Those who fail to take D. E. E. P. S. H. I. T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E. A. T. S. H. I. T. ). Since our lecturers took S. H. I. T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S. H. I. T. anymore, as they are all full of S. H. I. T. already. If you are full of S. H. I. T. , you may be interested in a jobteaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDINGLECTURE LIST (B. U. L. L. S. H. I. T. ). For students who are intending to pursue a career in management andconsultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIALOPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M. O. R. E. S. H. I. T. ). This courseemphasizes on how to manage M. O. R. E. S. H. I. T. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OFTEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H. O. T. S. H. I. T. ). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERALSPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING(B. I. G. S. H. I. T. )
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