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American Joke
One Day a Jack fell asleep on the school bus while on the way home, His Stop came and all his friends got off, Then One friends noticed that he didnt get off that Jack, so he yells at the bus driver, 'Hey Driver Stop The Bus, Let My Friend Jack Off.
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Book title Joke
Aching Joints by Arthur Itis
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Bar Joke - 2
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, 'Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I want to assure you that these 75 years have been the most wonderful experience I could have ever hoped for, and your answer cannot take that all that away. But, I must know, did he have a different father?'The wife drops her head, unable to look her husband in the eye, she paused for a moment and then confesses. 'Yes. Yes he did. 'The old man is very shaken, the reality of what his wife was admitting hit him harder than he had expected. With a tear in his eye he asks, 'Who? Who was he? Who was the father?'Again the old woman drops her head, saying nothing at first as she tried to muster the courage to tell the truth to her husband. Then, finally, she says, 'You. '
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Sport Joke
What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence? A flat back four!
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Great Joke
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, 'Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?''None, ' replied Johnny, 'cause the rest would fly away. ''Well, the answer is four, ' said the teacher, 'but I like the way you're thinking. 'Little Johnny says, 'I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?''Well, ' said the teacher nervously, 'I guess the one sucking the cone. ''No, ' said Little Johnny, 'the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking. '
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Vampire Joke
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
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Religion Joke
Ok, kids, here's the gross one. . . Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest?A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.
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American Joke
Q: How can an American be certain that the car he's just bought is actually new?
A: When it's recalled by the factory.
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