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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Archive of copter silly and other funny jokes |
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Funny Famous Joke
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight. 'Can I help you?' he asked. Replied the woman, 'I dropped my diamond ring and I'm looking for it. ' Asked the cop 'did you drop it right here?' 'No, ' responded the blonde, 'I dropped it about a block away, but the light's better here. '
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Men Joke
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
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Blonde Joke - 3
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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Situation Joke
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tontoplaced his ear to the ground and listened. 'Buffalo come, ' remarked Tonto. 'How can you tell, Tonto?' asked the Lone Ranger. 'Face sticky. '
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Blonde Joke - 2
Q. What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A. Donut seeds.
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Spiked Humor
Motor Trend never mentioned a 'Chevrolet Caca. ' Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side 'airbag' is actually Rush Limbaugh crammed inside your glove box. Two Words: Pontiac Sunkist Changing the pre-set radio stations voids the warranty. Oil spills on your driveway prompt a visit from Greenpeace. Car has spent more time on '60 Minutes' than on the road. Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity. Turn on the wipers and two guys climb out of the trunk with squeegees. Disqualified from Soapbox Derby for lack of structural integrity. Bicycle pump required to inflate airbags. 'Jaws of Life' in trunk. The hood ornament? An ostrich with its head in the sand. When you sit behind the wheel, a nerdy billionaire voice asks, 'Where do you want to go today?' You realize too late that it *is* your father's Oldsmobile. Ralph Nader's home phone number written on dashboard. The telltale green-and-yellow-make-blue Zip-Lok seals on your air bags.
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Elephant Joke
A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, 'You know you really need help' 'Yes I do', said the elephant, 'get this kid off my foot !'
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Old Age Joke
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
'Bloomingdales!' the rabbi exclaimed. 'Why Bloomingdales?'
'Then I'll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week. '
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