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Relationships Joke
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed. I just can't leave her behind alone.
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Car and train Joke
a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop. The bus pulls up. Driver says 'alright John, how you getting on today?'
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Fishing Joke
What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!
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Joke for Halloween
Blonde secretary's memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all the company calendars for you. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:JanuarkFebruarkMakJulkI also changed all the days of each week to:SundakMondakTuesdakWednesdakThursdakFridakSaturdakWe are now Y to K compliant. Your loyal secretary!
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Situation Joke
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try his luck with an attractive young girl sitting alone by the bar. To his surprise, she asks him to join her for a drink and eventually asks him if he'd like to come back to her place. The pair jump into a taxi and as soon as they get back to her flat they dive onto the bed and spend the night hard at it. Finally, the spent young bloke rolls over, pulls out acigarette from his jeans and searches for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand. 'There might be some matches in the top drawer, ' she replies. Opening the drawer of the bedside table, he finds a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the bloke begins to worry. 'Is this your husband?' he inquires nervously. 'No, silly, ' she replies, snuggling up to him. 'Your boyfriend then?''No, don't be daft, ' she says, nibbling away at his ear. 'Well, who is he then?' demands the bewildered bloke. Calmly, the girl takes a match, strikes it across the side of her face and replies, 'That's me before the operation. '
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School Joke for Kids
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following four elements:Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery. The prize-winning essay read: 'My God, ' said the Queen. 'I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?'
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Gorilla Joke
Q: What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender? A: Rhesus Pieces.
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