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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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School Joke
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !
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Joke for Halloween
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing 'WE ARE FAMILY. '
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Assorted Joke
A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. 'I'm afraid I have some very bad news, ' the doctor says. 'You're dying, and you don't have much time left. ' 'Oh, that's terrible!' says the man. 'How long have I got?' 'Ten, ' the doctor says sadly. 'Ten?' the man asks. 'Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!' 'Nine. . . '
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Computing Joke
The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there would be presents for everyone, but no one would know what they were. Their service department would have an unlisted phone number, and be located at the North Pole. Blueprints for ornaments would be highly classified government documents. X-Files would have an episode about them.
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Situation Joke
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband, John, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend, Ralph, and she heard her husband's car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph: 'Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump outthe window my husband is home early!' Ralph looked out thewindow and said: 'I can't jump out the window! It's raininglike hell out there!' Mary cried: 'If my husband catches usin here, he will kill both of us!' So the boyfriend grabbedhis clothes and jumped out the window! When he landed outsidehe found himself in the middle of a marathon race. . . so hestarted running along side the others -- only he was still inthe nude, carrying his clothes on his arm. One of the runners asked him, 'Do you always run in the nude?' Ralph answered, while gasping for air: 'Oh yes, It feels sofree having the air blow over your skin while you are running. ' The other runner then asked the nude man: 'Do you always runcarrying your clothes on your arm?' Ralph answered breathlessly: 'Oh yes, that way I can get dressedat the end of the run and get in my car to go home!' The runner then asked: 'Do you always wear a condom when you run?' Ralph answered, 'Only if it's raining. '
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Insect Joke
Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !
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Aviation Joke
There were three guys in an airplane. One guy dropped a rock, another dropped a brick, and the last dropped a grenade. When they got back on the ground they were walking down the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she was crying she said 'A rock fell from the sky, landed on my cat and now my cat is dead. ' The men said they were very sorry to here that and walked away. The next house they came across a little further down the road there was another woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they walk up to her and asked her why she was crying she said 'A brick fell from the sky, land- ed on my dog , and now my dog is dead. ' The men said they were very sorry to hear that and walked away. The next house they came across a little further down the road there was a man laughing his head off. Wondering what was so funny they went up to ask him. After they asked him he replied, 'I bent over to get the news paper this morning , I farted and my whole house blew up!'
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Blonde Joke - 2
What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.
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