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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Lawyer Joke
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, 'lawyer' is always the third thing they look up? Because the first thing a child looks up is 'dog. ' The second is 'snake. ' And under snake, the encyclopedia says 'See Lawyer. '
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Naughty Joke
Don was looking for a little 'action. ' He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times, she was screaming for more. After the *eighth* time, Don told her that he needed to slip out for a pack of cigarettes. On the way out, he stopped in the men's room. He stood in front of the urinal, unzipped, and felt a moment of panic when he couldn't find his dick. After a couple of minutes of 'fishing around, ' he finally said, 'Look, it's ok. She's not here!'
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Firefighter Joke
What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !
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Weird Women Joke
One of the life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.
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Ethnic Joke - 2
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
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Monster Joke
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.
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Bumper Stickers - 1
I want to die in my sleep like grandpa. Not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car!
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Spoof Joke
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: 'Name the three best advantages of mother's milk. 'The student immediately writes, 'One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby. Two: It is inside the mother's body and therefore protected from germs and infections. 'But the student can't think of the third answer. Finally, he writes, 'Three: It comes in such nice containers. '
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