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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Old People Joke
Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.
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Political Joke
I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a 'National Town Meeting. '
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Irish Joke
Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. 'I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total', says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, 'I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity. ' So, with a blink of the Genie's eye FOOM! the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity. 'Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye POOF! there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, 'I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. ' The Genie explains, 'well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out. 'The Irishman says, 'Fill it up with water. '
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At Work Joke
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren't I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I use your laptop? Put this in my box before you leave. I want it on my desk now! Hmm. . I think I'm out of fluid. My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish! It's an entry level position. When do you think you'll be getting off today? It's not fair. . . I do all the work while he just sits back!
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Burger Joke
Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!
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Sad Joke
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
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Yo momma Joke
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
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Music Joke
Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensitive.
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