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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Cowboy Joke
Why did the cowboy ride his horse? Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
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Women Joke
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: 'Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I'm not eating is when I'm sleeping!'
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Mad Joke
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within '1
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DETEST-de stuff de teacher gives de students when ya expect it de least!!!
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Funny Joke Online
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells 'No, honey, don't do it. ' The blond replies 'Shut up, you're next. '
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Knock Knock Joke - 2
Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !
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War Joke
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the controltower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from anaircraft asking, 'What time is it?'The tower responded, 'Who is calling?'The aircraft replied, 'What difference does it make?'The tower replied 'It makes a lot of difference. If it is anAmerican Airlines Flight, it is 3 o'clock. If it is an Air Force, it is 1500 hours. If it is a Navy aircraft, it is 6 bells. If it isan Army aircraft, the big hand is on the 12 and the little handis on the 3. If it is a Marine Corps aircraft, it's Thursday afternoon. '
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Law Joke
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, 'Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?'
'Of course not, dear,' replied the mother . 'Why would you think that?'
'The tombstone back there said, 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man. ''
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