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Ethnic Joke - 1
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son's dicks taste funny!
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Priceless Joke
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
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Medicine Joke
A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head. Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: It started with a bump on my ass.
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Computer Joke
E=Mc^5. . . Nah E=Mc^4. . . Nah E=Mc^3. . . Oh, the hell with it
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Answer me this Joke
How long will a floating point operation float?
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Naughty Joke
Recipe for Banana Bread Ingredients: 2 Laughing Eyes 2 Loving Arms 2 Well Shaped Legs 2 Firm Milk Containers 1 Fur Lined Mixing Bowl 2 Large Nuts 1 Large Banana Method: 1. Look into Loving Eyes. 2. Fold in Loving Arms. 3. Spread Well Shaped Legs. 4. Squeeze and massage Milk Containers gently until Fur Lined Mixing Bowl is well greased. Check frequently with middle finger. 5. Add Banana - work in and out until well creamed. 6. Cover with Nuts and sigh with relief. Cake done when Banana becomes soft. Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl. N. B. If cake begins to rise leave town immediately.
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Sporting Joke
There was an old man named Bill and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. His wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game. But one day he came home from their weekly game looking unhappy and very tired. His wife asked, 'What's the matter Bill? You always seem so happy after golf and you look miserable. ' Bill said, 'Well, something terrible did happen. Fred had a heart attack on the first hole. ' 'My God, honey!' said the wife, rushing to comfort him, 'that must have been terrible!' 'It was,' he said, 'all day long it was: hit the ball, drag Fred to the ball and then hit it again. . . '
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Relationships Joke
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. 'I demand proper manners in bed, ' she declared, 'just as I do at the dinner table. 'Amused by his wife's formality, the groom smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. 'Is that better?' he asked, with a hint of a smile. ' 'Yes, ' replied the girl, 'much better. ' 'Very good, darling, ' the husband whispered. 'Now would you be so kind as to please pass the pussy. '
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