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Joke Archive : 100,000 Fabulously Amusing Jokes |
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Clinton Joke
Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
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Marriage Joke
A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, 'Will you buy booze?' The bum said, 'No. ' The man asked, 'Will you gamble it away?' The bum said, 'No. ' Then the man asked, 'Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?'
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Burger Joke
What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'
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Spoof Joke
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back. The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman. The detective responded, 'I think it's obvious. A cereal killer got her!'
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Elephant Joke
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
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Frog Joke
What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !
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Enjoy life it's not a dress rehearsal.
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Bed Joke
Why are rivers lazy? Because they never get off their beds.
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